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Wednesday, October 14, 2009

are you sick?

1. did you forget something?
say, your hat and inhaler?

2. did people stop a meting to turn and stare when you entered the room with varying expressions on there face, but then all ask,"are you okay?"

3. have you discovered you have put at least one article of clothing on backwards?

4. when finishing a transaction with the bank did the tellers ask,"Are you going back to work?" and then show obvious relief when you say no.

if you answered yes to the above question then you may infact be sick.

How to convince your spouse you are in fact bedridden ill...
escape an intimate embrace to pay homage to the porcelain deity.

1 comment:

Jessica G. said...

Oh, poor Jemmy! Come here, I hold you...just don't barf on me.