Once upon a time a long time ago there was a princess...
who got sick in the middle of the night....
and emptied her stomach violently
all down the hallway
and door to the bathroom
(Why the door to the bathroom was shut
we will never know.)
But as a reward her father the King then hung a sign in her honor
Granting her a title of honor for that amazing feat.
(dad you have an odd sense of humor I do not always understand)
the little princess grew up to be a goddess
Then one night (well technically it was morning because it was after midnight)
She was awaken
and discover to her ..... ummm...joy?
that she could now pass that Honorable title on to her son!
For he had far surpassed her meager feat of a mere door and hallway.
For he had accomplished what had until then been only in a certain caliber of movie...
3 walls, the bathtub, toilet, and most of the floor...
(not to mention the splash damage of a laundry hamper, trashcan, cabinet, and toilet brush.)
So on this day let us celebrate the passing on of a family torch
and Hail the Prince of Puke, the Lord of Spew, the Caviler of Coverage!
May NO ONE upset his reign!
seriously, please, no one~
Moana's Maui Cake
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